People Watching

Standing on the MAX on the way to my car at Lloyd, staring out the window, exhausted.

Train pauses at a regular stop. Catch eye contact with some guy sitting there eating. One second, two seconds. Most people instinctively look away or quickly smile. Three seconds. I, too apathetic to smile, hold for no reason in particular. Four, five-

he almost spits the food from his mouth and the train drives away.

I almost fell over laughing.

Boys are so funny.